Normally, I love shopping, as anyone who has known me for more than a minute can attest to. However, the shopping experience leaves something to be desired in these parts. Here is why:
Number 1, Dear Japan, a size 10 is NOT a plus size. Get over yourselves, you skinny bitches.
Number 2, may I please buy a bra that does not contain 8 inches of padding and does not squish my boobs so close together that they become 1. Uniboob is never cute. Never. p.s. Anyone wearing a C and up probably does not need ANY padding. Thank you.
Number 3, Japan, is it really necessary to make all the cute jeans up to size 25 only, and then all the other jeans in completely unflatterings cuts and colors? Zurui!!! (unfair)
Number 4, 29 - 4 is NOT a size...that's just a size 25! Where the hell are the actual size 29's? Oh, that's right...in the plus size section, my mistake...
Number 5, dear stalkerazzi sales lady, get away from the door of the changeroom...I'm not going to ask you for another size since apparently you don't HAVE any bigger sizes.
Number 6, I have not been an extra large for some time now. How is it that an M in Canada becomes a LL in Japan? No wonder plastic surgery is so rampant here.
Okay, rant over, I feel a bit better. I CAN'T WAIT to go shopping when I get home...Bluenotes, here I come!
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